Declaration from Independence (I wrote this for school)

Declaration of Independence

When in the course of everyday student life it is found that a stress-free night is far better than homework, it becomes necessary to pursue a life free from stress. It becomes necessary to sever all ties to homework, whether they are in the classroom, or at home.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all students and teachers are created equal and they both have the right to a break after the eight hours confined into the horrible building labeled a schoolhouse. To secure these rights we must destroy all relations regarding the hideous labor they call homework.

Homework has made it difficult for all students and teachers and it is necessary for the good of all to do away with it completely. It has robbed teachers of precious sleep as they spend hours after school grading the never-ending pile of homework. It has robbed students of any enjoyment after school. The students and teachers deserve more than this! They deserve freedom after the eight hours they must spend at school.

We have petitioned our teachers with piteous cries of “My dog ate my homework,” but enough is enough. We must stand for our rights and declare liberty once and for all.

We have warned our teachers and principals that they are ruining our lives. We have not failed to do so with our complaining cries as the school bell rings. We are forced to sit in a confining room in a confining desk all day and they expect us to just sit around when we get home and do homework? No! We will fight for our rights. We will stand up to the papers that cover our desks with due dates just around the corner. Enough is enough. We are through.

We therefore, the humble children of our Father God, stand before Him and humbly bow before Him and request His help in our endeavors. We therefore, the students of all the world, assembled together, state that we are now free from the laborious ties of homework. We sever all ties and assemble together as a group forever bound for the freedom for homework.

We pledge to each other our futures as we don’t have full protection from the failing grades that our teachers may send us. So, together we are one and will face it down together. No F will ever be able to tear us students apart. We are one forever. 

*Hope you like it!